its really not that great of a thing to be proud of. Anyone can learn how to suck a dick. Those who are the best don't have to prance around telling everyone of their dick sucking abilities. Its the girls who reek of desperation and attention that have to display their knowledge of sucking cock.
THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE
SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE
GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES
If you can't get to fifth base with the brunette then take the blond. Chicks can be taught how a dick should be sucked but not being able to go five hole will always leave you wanting more than what the money can give you.
as far as i'm concerned there is nothing wrong with knowing how to suck a dick well, it does not make you a slut, it means you have natural skills. i will even go so far as to say i enjoy doing it. so there.
ok unless you are some God, which i doubt.
you are not getting the trust fund money, Ever.
So that being said i would go with the slut cause
if you only want the girl for her money, its not going anywhere
so why not just have fun with the blonde
Go with the trust fund chick. The blond with no gag reflex is a great backup if things don't work out.... In fact, that might be the best consolation prize EVER!
If I wasn't agnostic I would be praying you are all students. Watch out for a girl who advertises she has no gag reflex. It's not too hard to learn to live without one and if she's desperate enough to start talking about it, she's desperate enough to turn into a psycho afterwards.
The one with no apparent gag reflex is either lying or has brain damage (everyone has to have a gag reflex). I would pick the trust fund. Besides don't most guys like to go soo far that they make their women constantly gag??
THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE
SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE
GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES
A-FUCKING-MEN!!!
I'm with all the threesome votes. Trust fund chicks are notoriously kinky and if a girl professes to not having a gag reflex that means one of a few things, all of which lead to a good possibility of a threesome.
Failing that it comes down to the five hole option.
THIS IS TODAY'S CULTURE --- TONS AND TONS OF CHEAP EASY SHIT --- IF IT AIN'T EASY I DON'T WANT IT --- IF IT DOESN'T MAKE ME JIZZ FOR 2 SECONDS THEN I AIN'T GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME AND IGNORE ANY RESPECT I SHOULD HAVE FOR MYSELF TO GET AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE
SERIOUSLY THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING GARBAGE
GET SOME STANDARDS AND RESPECT YOUR BODIES
^^^ way to suck the fun out of the comments^^^ asshole
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