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  just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.

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• Like Nick Swardson said, "Hangin out with a baby around is like being with your most hammered friend. 'Why you cryin? Can you talk? Guys, he can't talk...He just threw up, sick!'"

  Submitted by parsons41286 on Oct 3, 10 at 2:01pm

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• And they don't even pay rent, the lousy bums.

  Submitted by jbwarner86 on Oct 3, 10 at 4:46pm

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• Me too

  Submitted by iAManAIRPLANE on Oct 3, 10 at 9:29am

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• mmmmmm..... Baby, the other white meat

  Submitted by dr_stranglove on Oct 3, 10 at 10:32am

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• That's funny.

  Submitted by EJS4 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:44am

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• Toddlers are crazier and you're not supposed to punt 'em like footballs.

  Submitted by DCThrope on Oct 3, 10 at 9:44am

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• Wow... It's so true....

  Submitted by everforsaken on Oct 5, 10 at 12:02am

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• i thought i was the only one who thought that. damn

  Submitted by gettinbitchez on Oct 3, 10 at 11:26pm

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• "It's like having drunken midgets around the house"... From Denis Leary's stand-up back in '97.

  Submitted by buster_hymen on Oct 4, 10 at 1:43am

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• If a toddler could talk it would probably be "y the fuck r u so big?" or "y the fuck am I not that big?"

  Submitted by just_a_angel on Oct 26, 10 at 12:47pm

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• 1st. Betch.

  Submitted by mbaker157 on Oct 3, 10 at 9:25am

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• they know what's up

  Submitted by merrick_08 on Oct 9, 11 at 1:17am

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