I'd put you up for "worst husband of the year". Pretty sure your competition would back out once they heard how much of a total douchebag you are. Way to be bro, way to be.
This is probably the most blatant trolling on TFLN today. Let's all agree on what a big fictitious douche this guy is instead of imagining a house without scrap paper, receipts, envelopes, post-its, or a cell phone/PDA for putting directions into.
KUDOS to most of the commentators here! I am so thrilled to see so many that think this guy is a jerk!! Gives me hope that we are completely lost as a society!!!
This is the most blatantly fake text I've seen yet. Besides the fact that you would obviously have other things to write on, who even has their marriage certificate in a place that would make it a convenient thing to write on?
so you have enough energy & money (at least to put gas in the car) to cheat but are too lazy to get a divorce??? if you can get it up, then man up. divorce.
What a loser--if this is even remotely real(which I highly doubt), you are the official dickhead douchebag of the year. \n\nBe a man, do your poor wife a favor and get a divorce. She deserves better.
makes me think of a carrie underwood song......i am sure you will reap what you sew and when you come home and find your marriage cert nailed to the front door you'll know your best friend is inside nailing her.
Pretty soon you'll get to write the address of the girl you're hooking up with on the back of your divorce certificate. But oh well, there's always the next dumb whore that's lining up to get fucked by some douchebag.
This has to be fake. For this "person" to identify himself as a "[bad] husband" it kind of insinuates him being prideful of his role as a husband. I'm guessing this was a chick or a lonely boy.
theres this thing you should do to ensure you dont cheat. its called breaking up, and dont pull the i lover her crap cause you dont if your willing to cheat
Ya totally fake.... Marriage certificates are usually in a safe place... Unless he is going to replace it... He is an idiot. Guys are dumb. But not that dumb. Fake
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