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  I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

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• Sounds like a future serial killer to me - "Our top story tonight, the man only identified as the killer crustacian is still on the loose in rural..."

  Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 22, 10 at 3:23pm

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  • Haha!

    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Aug 22, 10 at 3:50pm

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• Wow that just sounds unappealing

  Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 22, 10 at 3:27pm

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• wouldn't the tape hurt?

  Submitted by cr53104 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:28pm

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• I think this sexual move should be called the Zoidberg!

  Submitted by destructo on Aug 23, 10 at 1:10am

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• The next step is lobster claw up the butt.

  Submitted by mjo on Aug 22, 10 at 3:39pm

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• Fucking awesome

  Submitted by fuken on Aug 22, 10 at 3:19pm

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• I'm assuming after that he had to give himself a lobster claw handjob

  Submitted by 66stang302 on Aug 22, 10 at 7:09pm

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• Fail

  Submitted by AlexAndHer on Aug 22, 10 at 3:30pm

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• Lmaoooooo what the hell

  Submitted by heatseeker23 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:37pm

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• honestly these kinds of conversations scare me...i dont even want to know what the rest of the conversation was...

  Submitted by fuckitsme on Aug 22, 10 at 8:49pm

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• My hero.

  Submitted by Myles97 on Aug 23, 10 at 4:19am

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• Wow... That's a thing?

  Submitted by meattastic on Aug 22, 10 at 3:25pm

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• What... The... Fuck?

  Submitted by Xylus on Aug 25, 10 at 3:07am

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• hahahaahahahahaajaaja comedy!!!!

  Submitted by jeslisen on Aug 23, 10 at 5:22pm

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• He should be boiled alive.

  Submitted by fierceness on Aug 24, 10 at 2:23am

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• Everybody loves a handjob from ZOIDBERG! Woop woop woop woop!

  Submitted by MrBeej on Aug 23, 10 at 5:44am

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• I knew a girl in college with only two fingers on one hand. She was hot, and I always wondered what a handjob from that natural lobster claw would be like. Never found out, though.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 23, 10 at 12:03am

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• roflmoa

  Submitted by cbtango on Aug 23, 10 at 1:21am

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• mm... lobster blow job *drewls* FIRSTY FTW

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 3:16pm

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• What the fuck's a Robster Craw

  Submitted by DeathbyShatner on Aug 24, 10 at 3:41am

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• Oh my god! This is my text! I did end up giving him a lobster claw handjob, but the tape cut his penis and we had to go to the hospital. the nurse said his penis is really small and he got mad and punched her. HAHAHAHAHA.

  Submitted by thisismytext on Aug 22, 10 at 7:03pm

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  • If this is your text, wouldn't you be the one wanting the handjob? :P

    Submitted by zabeth on Aug 23, 10 at 7:07am

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• Bahahahahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by grandmasboy on Aug 24, 10 at 11:56am

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• My tfln app is fucking up big time. Won't refresh and I see rhe same 3 texts.

  Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 22, 10 at 3:21pm

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