My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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You should probably take her advice.
Obviously mom noticed someone was being a bitch and needed to get laid. Good for her!
Was she winking and rubbing your thigh?
You were probably acting like an uptight asshole... Get laid so you can treat your mother better.
So did mine...
Mother's intuition...
Sounds like ur mom is a whore
"then you're paying"
In soviet Russia your mother fixes you.
People who can't spell people without taking out three letters are fucking retarded.
Coolest mum ever lol
jernst, pretty sure no one insulted you for the way you spell it, even if it is improper English.\n\nOP must be time to get some if even your mum notices it's been a while.
Well, if tour mom noticed then mabey one of her hot friends did too. Stop, cougar time!
Fuck your mom
call me?
That was a burn by ur mom!!! \n~Sizzle sizzle
Did she give you pretzels???
And then you guys had sex?
Mm dicks. Tastes good with not fucking anyone.
Your mom knows what's up!
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