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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?

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You make me ashamed to be a woman

Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Jun 28, 10 at 8:16pm

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Absolutely should not be breeding

Submitted by KGP on Jun 28, 10 at 8:20pm

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Oxygen thief.

Submitted by RazzleRack on Jun 28, 10 at 9:38pm

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- Forgive me if I start using this from now on.
  
  Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Jun 29, 10 at 5:01am
  
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- this is some epic shit, homie.
  
  Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:47pm
  
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only if you snort it

Submitted by vagoo on Jun 28, 10 at 8:14pm

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Holy fuck you're dumb

Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 28, 10 at 8:16pm

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don't worry about it sweetie, the world needs more carnival workers anyways...

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 28, 10 at 11:42pm

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Fail.

Submitted by danicups on Jun 28, 10 at 8:06pm

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Omg this is from my home town...maybe she needs to be aborted not the baby...

Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 28, 10 at 8:18pm

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- Very late term abortion, anyone?
  
  Submitted by DubbyaTeaEff on Jun 28, 10 at 9:40pm
  
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  - The 16 year after pill.
    
    Submitted by abyss on Jun 29, 10 at 10:28am
    
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Everybody needs to calm down. I'm 83% sure she was kidding.

Submitted by Blazeg189 on Jun 28, 10 at 8:39pm

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No, but you could probably pay a hobo to punch you in the uterus. And Please do.

Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jun 28, 10 at 10:51pm

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obviously its a joke dude, why does everyone take this shit so seriously? the comments piss me off more than the texts.

Submitted by kate42069 on Jun 28, 10 at 8:49pm

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- then dont read them...\nand even though it is a joke, it's not at all funny. i love a good TNFL that is completely fake, but funny. this one is just stupid.
  
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If this is a future mother of America..\noh\nmy\ngod

Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jun 28, 10 at 8:29pm

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T REPRODUCE.....

Submitted by jasboo on Jun 28, 10 at 10:52pm

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reallyyy dumb question.

Submitted by bwooten9492 on Jun 28, 10 at 8:05pm

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No u dumb loser

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 28, 10 at 8:09pm

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I'm pretty sure she was kidding.

Submitted by bueller77 on Jun 28, 10 at 8:16pm

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wow really.... this is what happened when people from cali started moving to Colorado....

Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Jun 29, 10 at 11:56am

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- Exactly! couldn't have said it better myself
  
  Submitted by Rose_Girl15 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:51pm
  
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Freaking dumbass!

Submitted by sierralh on Jun 28, 10 at 8:11pm

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Don't blame us Cali people for this example of pure stupidity!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 4:19am

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Typical Colorado person... I love this state

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 4:40am

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I ought to slap the shit out of you for being that goddamn dumb.

Submitted by Rose_Girl15 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:10am

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what a bitch.

Submitted by ronasokily on Jun 29, 10 at 12:47pm

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Let's have sex and find out.

Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 2:12pm

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1. Thank you other commentators. It would be hard to say it better.\n2. I look forward to seeing you in the Darwin Awards.\n3. Read the dam* label - you're screwed - doubly.

Submitted by Fuzzz on Sep 16, 10 at 4:48am

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you should have been a facial!

Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:44pm

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Umm.. To state it simply.. You are knocked up/with child.

Submitted by Snickers01 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:14am

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You're a complete idiot.\nYou should have birth control if you have no idea how to use it or its purpose.

Submitted by WildEyeJoker on Jun 29, 10 at 9:21pm

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Actually in many cases this will work. Seriously. Medically.

Submitted by rakehell on Jul 23, 10 at 8:05am

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Well I guess we'll be seeing you on 16 and Pregnant.

Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Feb 25, 11 at 10:19pm

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epic fail. I'm ashamed i lived in that state now.

Submitted by tiff1885 on Jun 30, 10 at 9:04am

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Same thing your parents said!

Submitted by shayner911 on Sep 9, 12 at 5:41am

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We'll be seeing you on 16

Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Feb 25, 11 at 10:17pm

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Only a women could ask a stupid question like that.

Submitted by gage3377 on Jun 28, 10 at 8:15pm

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- Ignorant asshole....and its "woman" not "women"..dumb fuck
  
  Submitted by Jagerqueen on Jun 29, 10 at 8:47am
  
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  - ugh.... "and its 'woman' not 'women'..dumb fuck" \nit + s = its = possessive it + ' + s = it's = it is
    
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    I smell a grammar fight
    
    Submitted by Rose_Girl15 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:52pm
    
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