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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.

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And don't ask your dad about your mom.

Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Jun 23, 10 at 3:38pm

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Well, I didn't nail a slut last night...

Submitted by ThePuff122 on Jun 23, 10 at 5:33pm

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Just kill yourself now; save the women of the world from your douchebaggery.

Submitted by xuncommonx on Jun 23, 10 at 3:25pm

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There are only two types of men: my dad, and douchebags.

Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Jun 23, 10 at 3:58pm

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Have some bad news: your mom is a slut

Submitted by hentailover on Jun 23, 10 at 4:49pm

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And there's one kind of man: assholes

Submitted by Sharvey89PA on Jun 23, 10 at 3:29pm

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- and yet we still f*ck yours, honey ;)
  
  Submitted by alias10 on Jun 23, 10 at 5:45pm
  
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- I disagree, there's assholes, and there are men who recognize this text for the bull$hit it is.
  
  Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 24, 10 at 12:06am
  
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maybe he just got his heart broken? been therd buddy, for a good two weeks all women are evil sluts..but give it time lol.

Submitted by bubba70 on Jun 23, 10 at 11:39pm

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- A respectable point of view, and good comment. I'd actually take back my post bc of this one.
  
  Submitted by Sharvey89PA on Jun 24, 10 at 12:00am
  
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I hate men like you.

Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 23, 10 at 8:58pm

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Wow....we have a smart ass 12 year old among us. Sounds like your daddy should have whipped your ass more often kiddo.

Submitted by cowgirl on Jun 23, 10 at 3:34pm

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Lol this is hilarious!! And no.. Moms are sacred. Her past is to never be spoken of. Lol regardless of what their highschool year book may say, moms are saints... Haha

Submitted by webohio86 on Jun 23, 10 at 5:01pm

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This is funny

Submitted by alexa931 on Jun 24, 10 at 10:07am

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Hahahhahahahahhah I thought this was hilarious people chillllll out

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jun 23, 10 at 4:38pm

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- 4rizzzzle cutie
  
  Submitted by BIG69PAPPY on Jun 23, 10 at 5:52pm
  
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Burn! Respect

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 10 at 10:49pm

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This text is so Jersey Shore

Submitted by chance77 on Jun 23, 10 at 11:35pm

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that's f'n awesome

Submitted by yeahimthatguy on Jun 24, 10 at 6:00am

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I don't think you'd be impressed with the Venn diagram on that one, bro..

Submitted by ojg15 on Jun 24, 10 at 2:28am

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i dont understand why you people go on this site if you cant take a fucking joke. this is obbiously funny so mellow the fuck out

Submitted by ReneDigsKaya on Jun 23, 10 at 8:40pm

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Hey I'm gonna agree with bubba70 the guy was probably heart broken. Honestly some girls do that to guys trust me I know. And moms are awesome. Especially when they pick you up from the party u were at. :)

Submitted by xXstrangeXx on Jun 24, 10 at 9:06am

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But your mom told me to call her a dirty slut when I was fucking her last night :/

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 23, 10 at 6:45pm

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Those jersey boys need a lesson in maners.

Submitted by mousehellsing on Jun 23, 10 at 3:48pm

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I'm with you all the way man

Submitted by MonsterHand on Jun 23, 10 at 8:29pm

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This is so poetic

Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 23, 10 at 5:09pm

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Your mother is a filthy cunt

Submitted by jimdandy24 on Jun 23, 10 at 6:31pm

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thanks for clarifying that

Submitted by glossylu on Jun 28, 10 at 2:40am

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So very true!!

Submitted by greenm10 on Jun 24, 10 at 12:24pm

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And that's how it should stay

Submitted by abc101 on Jun 23, 10 at 3:25pm

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Bet your mom was a good slut and you never met your real dad.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 23, 10 at 6:29pm

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Your Mom is not a slut. She fucks thousands of anonymous men while your father is at work, but that does not make her a slut.

Submitted by caretaker22 on Jun 23, 10 at 5:46pm

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So then your grandma is a slut?

Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 24, 10 at 12:11pm

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God bless freedom of speech...

Submitted by barkoducer82 on Jun 23, 10 at 9:36pm

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Damn you

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 10 at 10:50pm

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well apparently these days girls who reject boys are even sluts so we just can win i guess?

Submitted by AnnaVespaStella on Jun 24, 10 at 2:52pm

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nope ur mother is still a slut

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jun 25, 10 at 6:03pm

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Correction: There's only one kind of girl in the world... Sluts.

Submitted by Chiil on Jun 23, 10 at 9:47pm

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Well, you know that saying about birds of a feather, manwhore number 9.

Submitted by mandygirl on Jun 23, 10 at 3:53pm

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Actually... I wld like to kno how u comment on someone else's comment also!!

Submitted by blite on Jun 23, 10 at 3:52pm

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- You have to be ok the main page. Not the mobile site.
  
  Submitted by Sharvey89PA on Jun 23, 10 at 4:04pm
  
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- the large button labeled "reply" right next to the comment doesn't help you figure that out? Really?
  
  Submitted by iowawashington on Jun 23, 10 at 4:47pm
  
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  - The ones of us who look at TFLN from our iPhone app don't have that option you ass
    
    Submitted by cowgirl on Jun 23, 10 at 7:32pm
    
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Hahahahaha! Agreed!

Submitted by XZero on Jun 23, 10 at 3:24pm

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what a duesch.

Submitted by kellerkhaos on Oct 20, 10 at 7:26pm

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Your mom IS a slut, so what is the other type?

Submitted by Mondu on Jun 23, 10 at 3:33pm

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How do you comment on someone elses comment?

Submitted by cowgirl on Jun 23, 10 at 3:27pm

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Whoa there, Norman Bates.

Submitted by kosami on Mar 29, 15 at 8:11pm

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