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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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Good night for those who witnessed, bad night for those who..well..hit a mailbox.

Submitted by _Emerica_ on May 18, 10 at 2:16pm

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This on really made me laugh out loud

Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 3:27pm

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Yeah this was on 1000 Ways to Die, if your lifes so sad that you turn to that show to steal ideas, make some god damn changes...

Submitted by Indestructible on May 18, 10 at 8:27pm

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He wouldn't necessarily be dead. A fair few mailboxes give way easily. It'd surely shake him up, even KO em, but not kill em. Plausible and funny. Agreed with prev. Bad for him and mailbox owner, good for observers lol

Submitted by Xaintrix on May 18, 10 at 3:01pm

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- I'll reply here just because you're higher up and would back me up. Only one, maybe two (driver + kid who hit the mailbox), people on here knows how fast that car was ACTUALLY going so settle before pulling the 'fake' card.
  
  Submitted by _Emerica_ on May 19, 10 at 12:45am
  
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I'm liking this cuz it cracked me up!

Submitted by sarahjay on May 18, 10 at 3:41pm

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......no.....fucking....way..lmao!

Submitted by jprincess on May 18, 10 at 5:25pm

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I'm sry even if fake I laughed pretty hard

Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 5:43pm

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How far out were you leaning? It had to have been past the mirror.

Submitted by LynnZee on May 18, 10 at 2:31pm

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Win!

Submitted by ragdollsaally on May 18, 10 at 11:45pm

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I see a concussion in your near future.

Submitted by ilovetaylorswift on May 18, 10 at 11:20pm

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Special delivery

Submitted by leadbelly on May 19, 10 at 6:42pm

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its not a good or bad night, just hilarious

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 19, 10 at 12:36am

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Sounds like something from "The Hangover"

Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 19, 10 at 2:05am

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hahahah yes

Submitted by maggie2 on May 19, 10 at 10:47pm

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Hoorah

Submitted by MrSubarashi on May 18, 10 at 2:16pm

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It doesn't say how fast they were going, it could easily have been a slow hit.

Submitted by karmaslave on May 18, 10 at 6:50pm

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a guy got decapitated on 1000 ways to die by doing this

Submitted by wumwumwumwumwum on May 19, 10 at 2:13pm

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That didn't happen. I'm definately calling bullshit on this one

Submitted by anonimus on May 20, 10 at 7:40am

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Finally. A funny tfln. Thank you! Sorry bout ur head.

Submitted by 11:11 on May 18, 10 at 11:50pm

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GETTTT MERKEEDDD!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!oneone

Submitted by ThaCaz on May 18, 10 at 5:51pm

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Fake

Submitted by brodieoh on May 18, 10 at 2:17pm

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Liar this was on 1000 ways to die

Submitted by correaa125 on May 18, 10 at 3:03pm

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Hysterical. This is one event on TFLN that'd I'd actually love to see

Submitted by Astrosws20 on May 19, 10 at 9:37am

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Totally sounds like my cousin. Wouldn't be the first time that has happend to him

Submitted by Santino on May 18, 10 at 8:02pm

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Jus put some ice on it an u be ight.

Submitted by M3GATR0N on May 19, 10 at 8:12am

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I saw this on 1000 ways to die...your full of shit

Submitted by AlyssaNicole44 on May 18, 10 at 4:52pm

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You know they wrote the shit on 1000 ways to die from true moments...lol. So yeah I could see some drunk bastard doing it...

Submitted by xnursexnaughtyx on Sep 23, 10 at 6:20am

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BRILLIANT!

Submitted by TimeStamp12 on May 18, 10 at 10:51pm

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Lmao

Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 18, 10 at 7:14pm

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Ok that is just fucking funny, sucks to be him.

Submitted by dsl1972 on Jul 31, 10 at 9:27am

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hahaha! This reminds me of the time my roommate rolled off her bed and went head first into her trashcan (that I had luckily just cleaned out).

Submitted by Vespertine on May 18, 10 at 11:34pm

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How fast how slow who gives a shit ya fuckin geeks it's funny

Submitted by unionfireguy on May 19, 10 at 12:03pm

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HAHAHAHAHA you're life sucks.

Submitted by gabbylala on May 18, 10 at 3:30pm

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- HAHAHAHA...it's "your". You just said "you are life sucks".
  
  Submitted by citizenkane on May 18, 10 at 10:12pm
  
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If he hit his head on a mailbox while riding in the back of a moving car, he would be dead.

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 18, 10 at 2:30pm

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It happens. Knew a guy it happned too. He died though. Young age of 23. So stop telling him he's full of shit. He may not be.

Submitted by skiye on May 19, 10 at 8:03pm

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Even at a relatively slow speed, this would seriously injure you if not kill you.

Submitted by evil1dwk on Dec 31, 12 at 7:41pm

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Ha ha ha! Now that is fuckin funny

Submitted by TheEar on May 19, 10 at 7:30pm

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Classic

Submitted by xXimogenbrookeXx on Aug 2, 10 at 9:17pm

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Submitted by Indestructible on May 18, 10 at 8:27pm

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Submitted by _Emerica_ on May 19, 10 at 12:45am

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Submitted by jprincess on May 18, 10 at 5:25pm

Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 5:43pm

Submitted by LynnZee on May 18, 10 at 2:31pm

Submitted by ragdollsaally on May 18, 10 at 11:45pm

Submitted by ilovetaylorswift on May 18, 10 at 11:20pm

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Submitted by M3GATR0N on May 19, 10 at 8:12am

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Submitted by xnursexnaughtyx on Sep 23, 10 at 6:20am

Submitted by TimeStamp12 on May 18, 10 at 10:51pm

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Submitted by dsl1972 on Jul 31, 10 at 9:27am

Submitted by Vespertine on May 18, 10 at 11:34pm

Submitted by unionfireguy on May 19, 10 at 12:03pm

Submitted by gabbylala on May 18, 10 at 3:30pm

Submitted by citizenkane on May 18, 10 at 10:12pm

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