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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"

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or it's a way of saying "i am wearing a tampon"

Submitted by iamamazing on May 11, 10 at 9:38pm

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I love when girls wear white shorts

Submitted by koric573 on May 11, 10 at 9:03pm

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I love sex. I'm always ready.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 9:59am

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this isnt true. on the last days of your period. put a tampon in and your fine.

Submitted by showstopper303 on May 11, 10 at 9:31pm

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- ah, don't confuse horny guys with facts.
  
  Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 9:39pm
  
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white shorts go with any colored shirt so no thats not what it really means

Submitted by GellyBelly502 on May 12, 10 at 1:49am

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So true

Submitted by Megzii on May 12, 10 at 12:56am

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Um not really, cause like it was pointed out she could be wearing a tampon, and not all girls are afraid to wear white when their period is on. Maybe she just like white shorts.

Submitted by GoldenMe on May 12, 10 at 1:21am

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this is sooo not true i wear white shorts on my period haha

Submitted by alwaysdrankiin on May 12, 10 at 5:29pm

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I thought us girls just wore them cause they're cute! Course I proved myself wrong last night as I went of to a guys house in the hopes that something physical would happen.... I got a hug. ):

Submitted by codii on May 12, 10 at 12:29am

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- seriously? if your hot then that guys is a fucking retard.
  
  Submitted by Hawk21 on May 12, 10 at 12:32am
  
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Actually, many girls wear white shorts to LURE out their time of months when its late...

Submitted by ninja_kenzie on May 12, 10 at 9:45pm

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Didn't know that, but I will fucking remember it now

Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 12, 10 at 1:29am

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Aren't grass skirts a little more in vogue for your neck of the woods?

Submitted by regalbeagle on May 11, 10 at 9:05pm

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- Since all of us in Hawaii are actually a bunch of primitive savages who surf to school/work everyday from our grass huts, dance hula all day and sit on the beach eating coconuts all day.
  
  Submitted by Jonjoloe on May 12, 10 at 3:43am
  
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- god you're dumb
  
  Submitted by sequioa on May 12, 10 at 8:52pm
  
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- i'm thinking you're a bit too poor to have come to "our neck of the woods"
  
  Submitted by hawaiilove on May 13, 10 at 4:37am
  
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Or they could be wearin a pad

Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 11:29pm

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I guess I should wear my white shorts more often

Submitted by xdearxmolliex on May 16, 10 at 11:10pm

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I've worn white shorts without underwear during my period.... Maybe that's just me tho

Submitted by aljeni on Jul 8, 10 at 11:52pm

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That is the dumbest thing I have ever read. Ever.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 9:56pm

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so true

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 12, 10 at 12:57am

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Ayy 9:05 your So witty holyy fuck.

Submitted by bbcookie5 on May 11, 10 at 9:26pm

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- I concur. Too bad I have to get off now.
  
  Submitted by regalbeagle on May 11, 10 at 10:41pm
  
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I will fuck u cuz

Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 2:23am

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True!! Break this rule at your own risk you nonbelievers

Submitted by cutemau5 on May 12, 10 at 8:19am

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I never wear white shorts on my period so this is pretty true!

Submitted by candhearts on Jul 30, 10 at 4:15am

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I agree with 9:03 I love when a girl wears white shorts

Submitted by trackrunner on May 11, 10 at 9:49pm

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- I also agree strongly.
  
  Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 12:44pm
  
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LOLOL Jonjoloe, true thaaat

Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 12, 10 at 5:35am

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i'm wearing white shorts. fml.

Submitted by uhmyeah on May 16, 10 at 11:58pm

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It's also a girl's way of saying in most cases "I'm not wearing any underwear. Fuck me now."

Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 12:48pm

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girls with asses look good in white shorts. Or so I've been told. ;)

Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on May 12, 10 at 8:08am

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Hahahaha

Submitted by dirtball130 on May 12, 10 at 3:02am

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white shorts look great on girls

Submitted by iSkimboard93 on May 12, 10 at 9:05pm

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Lmfao

Submitted by MissSir2 on Nov 29, 12 at 2:01pm

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Shows lots of legs

Submitted by ladiesman on May 13, 10 at 6:05pm

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White shorts= girls that love anal :)

Submitted by ItsB on May 12, 10 at 4:38am

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- finally someone said it.
  
  Submitted by slf30561 on May 25, 10 at 1:40am
  
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Haha Win!!

Submitted by insurednotoriety on May 13, 10 at 5:03pm

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rotflmao jonjoloe! I know ur being sarcastic, but I WANT that life!!!

Submitted by kittygirl on May 12, 10 at 9:50am

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My girlfirend told me this is true

Submitted by MrMysterious671 on May 11, 10 at 11:10pm

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Or it just says you are a slut.

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 12, 10 at 1:47am

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This is true, for me at least.

Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 18, 12 at 8:18am

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I love girls in general really.

Submitted by Clay180 on May 12, 10 at 11:16pm

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Hell yeah and it's also a way of saying I don't care if u can see my panties

Submitted by lilredvettefan on Feb 23, 11 at 7:17pm

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Submitted by iamamazing on May 11, 10 at 9:38pm

Submitted by koric573 on May 11, 10 at 9:03pm

Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 9:59am

Submitted by showstopper303 on May 11, 10 at 9:31pm

Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 9:39pm

Submitted by GellyBelly502 on May 12, 10 at 1:49am

Submitted by Megzii on May 12, 10 at 12:56am

Submitted by GoldenMe on May 12, 10 at 1:21am

Submitted by alwaysdrankiin on May 12, 10 at 5:29pm

Submitted by codii on May 12, 10 at 12:29am

Submitted by Hawk21 on May 12, 10 at 12:32am

Submitted by ninja_kenzie on May 12, 10 at 9:45pm

Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 12, 10 at 1:29am

Submitted by regalbeagle on May 11, 10 at 9:05pm

Submitted by Jonjoloe on May 12, 10 at 3:43am

Submitted by sequioa on May 12, 10 at 8:52pm

Submitted by hawaiilove on May 13, 10 at 4:37am

Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 11:29pm

Submitted by xdearxmolliex on May 16, 10 at 11:10pm

Submitted by aljeni on Jul 8, 10 at 11:52pm

Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 9:56pm

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 12, 10 at 12:57am

Submitted by bbcookie5 on May 11, 10 at 9:26pm

Submitted by regalbeagle on May 11, 10 at 10:41pm

Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 2:23am

Submitted by cutemau5 on May 12, 10 at 8:19am

Submitted by candhearts on Jul 30, 10 at 4:15am

Submitted by trackrunner on May 11, 10 at 9:49pm

Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 12:44pm

Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 12, 10 at 5:35am

Submitted by uhmyeah on May 16, 10 at 11:58pm

Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 12:48pm

Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on May 12, 10 at 8:08am

Submitted by dirtball130 on May 12, 10 at 3:02am

Submitted by iSkimboard93 on May 12, 10 at 9:05pm

Submitted by MissSir2 on Nov 29, 12 at 2:01pm

Submitted by ladiesman on May 13, 10 at 6:05pm

Submitted by ItsB on May 12, 10 at 4:38am

Submitted by slf30561 on May 25, 10 at 1:40am

Submitted by insurednotoriety on May 13, 10 at 5:03pm

Submitted by kittygirl on May 12, 10 at 9:50am

Submitted by MrMysterious671 on May 11, 10 at 11:10pm

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 12, 10 at 1:47am

Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 18, 12 at 8:18am

Submitted by Clay180 on May 12, 10 at 11:16pm

Submitted by lilredvettefan on Feb 23, 11 at 7:17pm

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