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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

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Wow 5:27- you are SO cool! Glad to hear you were a self-proclaimed coke whore in hs... If ur so grown up stop scanning TFLN for signs of your superiority.

Submitted by medschoolzcool on Apr 20, 10 at 12:02am

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Good move

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 3:16pm

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Mom?!

Submitted by buberto on Apr 20, 10 at 1:50am

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Where is the coke, Alice?

Submitted by ctolaf on Apr 21, 10 at 12:11pm

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Bad idea.. Moisture from sweat will ruin coke.

Submitted by waterboy23 on Apr 19, 10 at 5:57pm

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- Hahhaahaha I was thinking the exact same thing I did it once while drunk but it will never happen again !
  
  Submitted by SexxiBytchh20 on Apr 21, 10 at 10:35pm
  
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So everyone should just call the dude that has his number as his name haha

Submitted by Mithoxamine on Apr 19, 10 at 6:50pm

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I want to meet you

Submitted by 810-399-7708 on Apr 19, 10 at 4:05pm

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sacramentoooooooooooo

Submitted by rinnnboo on Apr 19, 10 at 3:23pm

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We have got to party together hahaha

Submitted by Warriors916 on Apr 19, 10 at 4:41pm

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All you coke heads need to get a life. Nasty fucks

Submitted by dylan12ak on Apr 20, 10 at 2:47am

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Aw cause finding a dick instead of coke would make any man happier. twat.

Submitted by kiddd on Apr 19, 10 at 10:36pm

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LMFAO 3:32

Submitted by bigmike1016 on Apr 20, 10 at 12:20am

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Coke whore!Coke whore!

Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 19, 10 at 10:04pm

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Hahahahaha I want to be your friend! You're hilarious!

Submitted by iLOVEParisHilton on Apr 19, 10 at 4:57pm

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Can I meet u to

Submitted by airman on Apr 21, 10 at 4:44am

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Stupid

Submitted by coolblues on Apr 20, 10 at 1:08am

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Loser!

Submitted by maynard on Apr 19, 10 at 9:51pm

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Hahaha awesome

Submitted by DexedreinFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 4:42pm

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Start the 12 Step program before you get further behind.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 19, 10 at 7:40pm

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1.28, please translate. I'm not from the US

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 1:02am

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Mmmmmmm kinky

Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 19, 10 at 7:36pm

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God,everyone in sac is still a coke whore?I though everyone would grow out of it.that's where I did coke for the first time back in high school

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 5:27pm

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Hell yeah. My hero

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 4:25pm

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only in california... god i hate this state and everything, if anything that it does or doesnt stand for.......

Submitted by lousiffer on May 18, 10 at 2:29am

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Will you marry me

Submitted by outrichey0 on Apr 20, 10 at 1:27pm

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See this is not anywhere close to a new thought/experience to me...damn I'm getting older/smarter:-) happy four twenty!

Submitted by smc80 on Apr 20, 10 at 12:58am

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Hellllllo to you ;)

Submitted by YOash on Apr 19, 10 at 6:14pm

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@444 coke. As in cocaine. Dumbass

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 5:17pm

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My kinda women

Submitted by pike1346 on Apr 20, 10 at 10:35am

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to 5:27: hell ya people do hella coke in sac... its right near... Yayyyyyyy areaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! hahahaha wow ... they gots that good yay

Submitted by rinnnboo on Apr 20, 10 at 1:28am

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So is mime hahahaaa

Submitted by KittyGalore13 on Sep 7, 11 at 1:36am

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Sac TOWN!

Submitted by SactoJoe on Jul 13, 10 at 2:53am

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Go 916. I love you.

Submitted by 04R32 on Apr 19, 10 at 8:28pm

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Meeeee toooo

Submitted by MzBehavn78 on Apr 19, 10 at 5:13pm

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Haha ya my girl not

Submitted by mrdinosaurrarr on Apr 24, 10 at 8:45am

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Havent met a lady in sac that does coke.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 4:31am

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God damn, what up shawtayyy!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 6:29pm

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Wanna hang out? If you have coke then you can my hand in your pants too. I promise not to care too much.

Submitted by mycoolname on Apr 19, 10 at 6:01pm

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Lol 1zt

Submitted by ivanlol on Apr 19, 10 at 3:15pm

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Losers

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 10 at 7:16pm

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How do you stash a cole in your bra?\n\nYou know what, I don't even want to know.

Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 19, 10 at 4:44pm

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- god you're dumb
  
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