My mom caught me and my boyfriend banging in the hot tub, opens the window and says "I have to clean that thing out you know" closed the window and walked away. And never said another word about it. I was 17
I love the "Philly, the asshole of PA" comments. Stop fooling yourself and go back to your boring ass city in the middle of boring ass PA. Without Philly, PA wouldn't be on the fucking map
The idiot that sang that was wearing a button that said "Free Troy Davis". A convicted murderer of a police officer in Atlanta. Fuck everything about that piece of shit.
Ya that's happened to me except it was my older brother on our trip to San Francisco to visit our aunt and we were about to have sex and he walks in with a girl and apparently the dude I was with was her older brother isn't that wierd!
When my mom walked in on me and my new girlfriend who I'd just lost my virginity to, she screamed that we were "all a bunch of whores" and demanded that I prove I was using a condom (I was holding a pillow in front of me) by taking it off my dick and showing it to her!
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