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  I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.

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• Oh what I would do wit my tail if I was an avatar...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:27pm

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• I love this

  Submitted by dpizzle123 on May 22, 11 at 5:39pm

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• Hahahaha I love this one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:13pm

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• I would name her Suzanne!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:32pm

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• Monkey

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:08pm

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• Lmao, right on!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:48am

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• That high?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:46am

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• Monkeys actually do this in India. Which is why this is funny.

  Submitted by eyeofnewt on Sep 27, 10 at 12:59am

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• I have a monkey and it steals beers for me and then jerks me off while I drink them

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:28pm

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• Hahahaha good text. Made me laugh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:05am

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• I'd steal. If i were a greasy ape

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:46am

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• I want a pet monkey to steal beers for me!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:15pm

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• Hahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by cdizzle1 on Sep 15, 10 at 1:39am

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• 10:41 cause horses are not stealthy nor do they have control over grabbing things with their tails, their tail bone is under a foot long...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:26am

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• Soviet Russia guy needs to be stabbed!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:38pm

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• Lame

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:51am

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• How about if you were a Navi from avatar...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:21pm

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• @12:21 ftw! Haha I wish I lived on pandora

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:40pm

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• If I were a monkey...

  Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jul 27, 10 at 12:37am

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• The thing that makes this a good text is that he says what he'd do first, then the circumstance in which he'd be able to do it. Love this kind of humor.

  Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 16, 10 at 4:42am

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• Hahahah damn Lincoln. Someone should have shot him long Before

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:40pm

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• classic hahahahaha

  Submitted by SovietRussiaGirl on Feb 15, 10 at 5:53pm

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• Why a monkey? Why not a horse with a huge dom

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:41pm

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• Wow that's a stupid text..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:23am

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• If I were a monkey I'd just throw ahit at everyone!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:44pm

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• First. Best idea ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:05pm

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