It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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Was the pizza good?
Wow. What's sad is if that's in the mircle mile area I've def seen that lol or very very very similar
is anyone questioning why tourists are walking around with a camera at 3 am?
Lol typical gangbang, one is crying, one throwing up, one passed out, and the other callin a taxi. Can I have your #?
Combine all the listed characteristics and you've created the perfect girl. Miami few
Tourists....? At 3 AM..?
You should bring your girlfriends and meet me in the hotel room.
Bc it was superbowl here morons
Gotta love my home town. Big up Miami
I'm surprised this text didn't end with "please come get me," It has a similar format.
へーー naw！
Sounds like you're stuck with the bill...,
niiicceeeee
I love Florida!!!!
To all those who say it's fake, you obviously don't know Mkami
@ 7:27 they could be like away at college and texting a bestfriend back home
Haha. Damn was this us bitches? Pitchy or catchyyyy
Fake as fuck
Miami or not, its fake. Tourists at 3am gave u away
You only have 4 friends? hmm, I wonder who you're texting this to
Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?
who texts and says they're with "friends"? nice try though
hahaha always seen in a group of girls
if this is miami it's no fake
Mr. Z's, huh?? I'm headed back home to Key West now. Before I even read the zip it sounded like home!! Lmao. Only in Key West<3
Pass the dutchie by the left hand side
Lol
pics or it didn't happen.
Hahahahaha
Only in miami
This makes me want pizza. God it's good.
Sounds like my idiot friends......
Sounds like a gangbang to me...
He'll yea Miami!!! So typical of us xd
That's PG compaired to what I've seen in this town.
...that sounds exactly like my friday night
5:33 i think the please come get me is implied. In fact when I first saw your comment I had to tetras the text because I mentally replaced help me with come get me. Good catch!
Oh Superbowl weekend. I love it here (:
Lasers.
LAZ0RZ.
If this isn't fake, bad night
Steve's Pizza strikes again!
שלים
In that town, that's almost not enough to warrant help...
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