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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?

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Burrito is good for the soul (^_^)

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:32am

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1250 not 1050 my bad

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 12:32pm

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5:22 Chipotle is so good! The 540 is the only place I can get it. There's two in Fredericksburg. I'm on my way up there now. Mmmm.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:36pm

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If you're trying to apologize, chipotle is the worst thing to give. Chipotle is what I give to people I don't like, as it tastes good, but usually leads to explosive diarreah and vomiting, for a period of 24 hours.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:34am

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yes.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:24am

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Yes, Cat probably had it coming!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:28am

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Be sure to use chipoltaway

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:47pm

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Only with chipotle-away.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:05pm

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Fuck no

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:22pm

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Fuck. Yes.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:35am

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18th

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:45pm

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Of course it is.

Submitted by icyblu on Jan 15, 10 at 3:50pm

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Cat vs. Chipotle... Chipotle wins

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:39am

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I'd have been happy if I got that from the ass who ran over my cat

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:47pm

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First and NO

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:46pm

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Omg that's not anywhere near funny

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:57pm

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Only if she weighs 350

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:28pm

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As long as the cat is not IN the Burrito....

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 15, 10 at 3:53pm

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Haha no. Get em a new kitten in a few weeks

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:27am

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Who now Jan 16. 10:50.. You sound like my bio teacher when I shoook z bee in a jar.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 12:32pm

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It should be you owe me a chipotle burrito it was no problem takin care of your cat

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:06pm

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I hope your chipolte has rat shit in it you asshole! Serial killers start by killing and abusing innocent helpless animals! You murderer! Go to hell! And I hope whoever you did this to shits on your head!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:50am

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If there fat

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:35pm

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What is with all the Chipolte comments. Makes no sense.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 5:22pm

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I def disected one of those bitches

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:19am

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Maybe not a burrito. I'd go for a taco or a bol.

Submitted by tom970 on Jan 16, 10 at 3:32pm

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Definently

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:03pm

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Yes.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:05pm

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God no.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:23am

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Of course it is.

Submitted by LostWookie on Jan 16, 10 at 3:23pm

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Aaaaaaahhhhhhh !!!! Fuck you!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:25am

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yessssssss!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:45pm

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I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm gonna say no. :P

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:56pm

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So, if was his mother you give him a Big Mac?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:25pm

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I'm sitting on a train and there is an old man across the aisle looking in between my legs and rubbing his crotch.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:44pm

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- You gave him Crabs....LOL
  
  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 15, 10 at 3:52pm
  
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A lotta crazy shit happens in soviet russia...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:28pm

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Ummm hell yes. What kind of question is that?!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:41pm

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Hahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:30pm

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If you get em toilet paper too.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 5:35pm

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Hahaha it's the bestttt ! I'd forgive you (:

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:43pm

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Firsty

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:48pm

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In soviet Russia, cats run over you

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:45pm

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If chipotle didn't suck then yeah

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:36am

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First!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:07pm

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Hahahahahahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:01pm

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No but getting on your knees is

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:45pm

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Chipotle is great but I'm not a an of u running over the cat... Btw check out http://mmablogg.blogspot.com

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:28am

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Yes yes yes

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 5:16pm

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Hell yeah. I'd take chipotle over a stupid cat any day

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:44am

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hell yes

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:28pm

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Probably not..

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:55pm

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it most certainly is

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:11pm

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