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  I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.

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• I'd say some condoms would have been a better investment

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:09pm

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• Naaa, it cost so much cause she's not old enough to buy it legally. What's worse than needing plan B? Needing plan B when you're only 15

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:58pm

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• Everyone needs to stop being so judgemental, condoms break not everyone that takes plan B had unprotected sex the point of plan B is when your prginal form of contraception fails.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:46pm

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• I'm glad u got plan B so more stupid people like you who think their funny won't keep wasting space

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:47pm

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• With FamilyPact, Plan B is free.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:11pm

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• aaaaand you're a giant whore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:34pm

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• 12:09 is correct. Could have saved some money that way, and your snatch wouldn't itch either.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:17pm

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• Ah yes, west Michigan, lucky guy had some free fun last night!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:57pm

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• Idiots.. Go to Europe and unprotected sex at a strangers are just something you do.. And with it there is the morning after pill.. Even though abortion is safe and free..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:51pm

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• Honestly u asses it's not homicide if there is no Brain or heart activity plan B is used for the first 2 weeks or so u fucking assholes stop judging people and go read the part of the bible about not judging others and shit...suck on that u religious ass hole son of a bitches

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:00am

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• (616): I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on a Hooker. I don't think that's what my Priest had mind when he said "spend it on a child", but hey, it was a good blowjob considering the bad ones I gave last night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:20pm

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• $32....wow ur christmas sucked

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:17am

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• Find a guy like me.... Fixed! I can blow mud all in you, and no worries!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:38pm

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• Actually, 3:21, the pill and Plan B are available on sliding scale payments. You're probably just broke and worthless.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:37am

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• I did this just sayin

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:14pm

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• uhh plan b doesn't cost that much

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:53pm

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• BARACK OBAMA CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:29pm

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• Major whore, plus you're poor. Talk about two unforgivable grievances

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:26am

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• You did spend it wisely. We don't need anymore babies, let alone unplanned and presumably unwanted ones.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:52pm

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• *hell (iPhone hasn't given up on trying to clean up my language.)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:01am

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• let him cumm all up your you pussy!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:38pm

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• Shit happens. Save the judgement. And plan B is fifty bucks. Thats a pretty decent chunk of change. Fucking up once doesn't make her a whore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:19pm

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• they should have given you an instant death pill cos you're a useless dumb cunt.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:17pm

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• Should have had him travel the Hershey Highway. Troubles would be over.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:14pm

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• creampies are the best!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:35pm

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• here is the number and address to your local planned parenthood... the pill and plan b is free and so is testing... all out of love :]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:21am

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• So sick of these Plan B texts. Get on birth control, you fucking whores.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:46am

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• Get over calling people whores. It is funny as he'll that SOME (not all, dipshits) of her Christmas money went to Plan B. It's ironic and funny and she admitted she did something dumb. Let it be.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:00am

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• Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:24pm

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• Cream Pies all around!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:39pm

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• Your mother should have taken it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:22pm

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• People on here are so fucking stupid don't read this stuff if you're going to get pissed it's all meant to be funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:52pm

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• No worries...have the kid. There's always welfare and honest working people willing to flip the bill for your bastard children....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:11pm

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• 5:29 sex with HIV isn't any fun either.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:50pm

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• @2:51....So that's why Europe is rampant with STD infested morons? Wow! I can't wait to get AIDS in France and feel cultured!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:11pm

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• Lol 1:24. "homocide", gfg tard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:43am

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• The best part of you ended up as a stain on your parents mattress.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:14pm

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• IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PLAN B BUY YOU!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:07pm

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• Seriously its not being "judgmental" people need to be smart. HIV rates are really high amongst young women, and for the person that said sometimes birth control fails, the op didn't say the condom broke, she said "considering the bad life choices I made last night". People need to be smart about their own sexual health, and SO many are not.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:19pm

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• Who the fuck cares u cunt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:06am

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• if you have to be a whore and can't use birth control, start takling it up the ass. Can't fertilize a turd

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:35pm

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• Oh I'd say that's money well spent! Fun night then saving yourself from an unwanted pregnancy, definitely money spent wisely!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:52pm

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• save money buy illegal substances ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:19pm

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• Obama is a bitch agreed 1229

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:53pm

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• Look at all these people trying to defend them selves saying ther not whores. And you know It's bull shit wher a love glove, don't be silly wrap your willy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:52pm

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• you suck at life. it's only like $30.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:01pm

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• haha too bad the HIV can't be "bought off"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:15pm

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• "anyone with two ears better listen."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:06pm

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• FUCK THE NARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:21pm

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• Although I don't find most of the Plan B texts funny, at least people are smart enough to get it after being dumb enough to need it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:14pm

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• If a woman asks you to cock her, than you cock her dammit!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:51pm

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• Fuck all of ya'll ppl u guys act like u have never fucked up wow go to hell

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:05am

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• You must not have gotten too much money for Christmas because Plan B doesn't cost THAT much. I mean...it costs, but it's not a huge chunk of change.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:24pm

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• Maybe you should mix in some penicillin with that purchase.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:03pm

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• You're retarded. Plan B is like $20-30, tops.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:50pm

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• talk about people freaking THE FUCK out.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:46am

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• Honestly, tfln, I'm fucking over these plan b texts. Maybe it's because my one experience with the morning after pill at age 15 wasn't funny (perhaps in retrospect- I dis vomit like Linda Blair) but how many different stories can we have? Protect yourself people! After a while it's not so cute

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:03pm

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• If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:14pm

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• Save your bday cash for STD treatment you stupid whore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:29pm

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• yes, 12:21, fuck them. you would. loser

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:25pm

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• I cast my vote to 519. She saiys herself it was a bad life choice. Plural at that... I personally don't feel it's going to far to call her a whore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:36pm

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• I need Magnum XL's And those even cut off the circulation to my Wiener....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:26pm

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• 5.11 - I have managed to get through a lot and so have many of my friends without getting any STD's and don't plann on getting any.. We are not whores, just players, and btw. Were not french:P

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:01am

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• It happens to everyone lol...... More than once :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:22pm

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• sounds like wise spending to me OP, not buying Plan B would've been the mistake. what the fuck 1229?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:48pm

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• tfln wouldn't let me post it... google it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:22am

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• you all suck ass. just saying

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:30pm

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• you f'ing skank! Ever hear of a condom or one of the other 14 types of birth control?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:34pm

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