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  My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".

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• The text aside, what's this stupid add with the ugly bitch and her disco pants?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:26pm

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• Byetta.. Someone should tell him Gila monsters and iguanas are not the same but hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:58pm

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• he can do that while I inject your mom's ass with my jizz again

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:11pm

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• Go go Byetta! Used to tell people I was gonna go "shoot up," until my boyfriend's adorable little roommate seriously thought I had a drug problem. Hope it works for your Dad. <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:17pm

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• the ugly red haired girl in the ad is a pornstar. faye reagan or something like that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:11am

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• clearly she knows that her dad is a diabetic. she didnt mishear him either. shut up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:23pm

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• The ads with chicks in them don't scare me nearly as much as the dude with the porn star mustache who dresses like a hobo.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:01pm

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• I've hurd you could drink iguana blood and it helps diabetis but i haven't hurd about enjecting there saliva though

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:21pm

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• Your dad's a diabetic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:53pm

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• so obviously your dad is diabetic and uses byetta.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:41pm

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• There is a chemical in iguana saliva that helps diabetics

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:52pm

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• This text kiiinda sucks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:04pm

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• What does this even mean??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:51pm

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• Scary. Haven't you noticed them? They've been on this site for a month or more. Ugly girls, shiny pants, see through clothes. Jesus, it's like an 80's party every day in the banners on the left.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:48pm

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• stupid. OP probably misheard what his/her dad said

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:34pm

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• This sounds more like MLIA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:46pm

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• Your dad's so hott!!! Suck hawt cock!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:12pm

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• "lizard spit" is the nickname for a type of insulin. "iguana saliva" is a nickname for the nickname.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:01pm

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• hey that lizzard spit works well

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:25am

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• Byetta is gila monster saliva not iguana.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:51pm

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• New York represent!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:35pm

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• This website is getting bad.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:36pm

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• do you know why your mom is so fat??? cause i give her a cookie every time i fuck her!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:17pm

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• the add with the chick in the black dress standing by the window has a nice ass though

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:56pm

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• this is lame. i know people who have submitted posts that were way funnier than this that didn't get posted and this one did!? i think it's a little early for this website to be going downhill already...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:11pm

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