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  • This is fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:06pm
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  • i really cannot tell you why but this made me laugh lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:24pm
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  • 2:09 is obviously some asshole who hates some guy named Leroy, and Leroy is probably some sad lonely kid with no friends, and 2:09 is a bully and wants to make his life even more miserable. What a dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:00am
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  • I hope 2:09 was joking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:13pm
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  • ill burn your english muffin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:16pm
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  • had nights like this on both ends of the phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:49pm
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  • Fucking hilarious, this sounds exactly like something my friend Jimmy would do except the toaster would then be called a minion of Satan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:20pm
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  • This isn't funny or witty, this type of situations happen all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:03pm
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  • In Soviet Russia, your toaster fuckin hates YOU!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:34pm
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  • Haha this made my day so far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:52am
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  • 2:09 that's fuckin weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:25pm
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  • I have always wondered what it would be like to have sexual intercoarse with my toaster. It's smooth, silver body just titilates my testosterone and I just want to insert myself in it's godly slots. I imagine licking her insides and picking up all of the crumbs that dirty girl has hoarded. Then I'll rub a lil butter all over her and attempt to stick her inside my anus goatse style whilst rubbing peanut butter on my genitals for a treat that my beloved Labrador can enjoy. -Leroy Cavilla

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:09pm
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  • @3:14: NO, *you* are stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:09pm
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  • I like the use of the past tense on hated ;)

    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Mar 25, 11 at 6:34pm
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  • Don't call me anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:46pm
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  • Something id do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:09pm
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