What the hell is up with kids these days and their shart self-ambushing??? Far too many of you have fucking retarded rectums. It's previously unheard of. Maybe I just run in smart-ass crowds, I don't know. It's bizarre and sad, but seems like a normal part of your sad lives. ;)
Since Jeff's retarded fetus-brain won't be able to understand this one, here's the explanation: He "gambled" on whether his impending flatulence was going to be a fart or a shart.
Oh I get it! It's funny because he thought he only needed to fart but accidentally had a bowl movement in his underwear! So he used his resume to clean up!
-Jeff
Oh I get it! It's funny because funeral homes are where dead people are, and dead people are the kind of people I like to have sex with! (also men!)
-Jeff
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