And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
