shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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