You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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