i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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