is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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