Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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