oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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