Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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