Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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