Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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