yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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