how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
