1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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