So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Will exercising make me less horny?
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