Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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