Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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