so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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