She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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