someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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