If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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