READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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