apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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