If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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