Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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