spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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