Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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