then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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