just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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