that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just want to make out with him forever
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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