On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You coming home soon, man?
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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