please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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