Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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